This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just invented taco cereal.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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