cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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