I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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