just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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