I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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