I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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