? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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