Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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