whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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