At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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