When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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