That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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