She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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