Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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