"it" just moved
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize