i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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