she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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