like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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