I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Is it because I queefed?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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