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I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.

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it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"

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I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.

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don't worry... so do I

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(812): View more from Indiana

You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch

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(813): View more from Florida

The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.

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