when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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