HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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