I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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