We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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