I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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