Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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