how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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