Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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