Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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