I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Houston, we have a squirter
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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