You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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