We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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