I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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