So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Randomize
