I love watching others lives come down to our level.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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