Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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