I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
