I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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