You really coming over, don't trick.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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