16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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