super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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