You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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