I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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