my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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