dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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