You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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