I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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