Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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