Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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