Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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