Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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