it hurts more in the daytime
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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