so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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